So wrote, and drew, an artist by the name of Jane Smith. She was sitting in a tree in Finsbury Park. She hadn't read anything about Princess Petunia's Dragon before. In fact, she hadn't read a whole book for five years. So there's my claim to fame. Encouraging Jane to read a whole book, in one go, one fell swoop ... or one missed fall.
She goes on to say - "in this sketch I seem to have one black eye and am huge compared to the tree."
But I think it's perfect. Thanks a million, Jane!